ArmAss Bites for 2010-05-12
I just wanted to mention, I used to work with Wade McGilberry. He was as unremarkable as you might imagine… http://bit.ly/aofoWf #
Here we are again, except now it's Thursday night. I hope I'm not alone in finding a prime time draft a terrible idea. They think they're making it where more people can watch it. Well, what they did for me ...
Baseball Prospectus contributor and InjuryExpert tweeter, Will Carroll, tweeted a blurb stating: Ped suspension incoming. The internet became instantly awash with speculation as to who this nameless "semi-big" player could be. Slowly, more information came trickling out. UPDATE: I have ...
There's a guy who has been registered on ArmAss for years as an author. His name is Blastman. He doesn't write much ever, but quite often he's hilarious. This will be a new series of Instant Message conversations between he ...
I'm like everyone else. I love a good hype story. I get excited, I grin like a retard with a milkshake when El Hypo comes to do what he does. But, just like that retard, I get bored of it ...
Every week, I get the list of keywords that drives our audience to us. It’s one of my favorite emails to get, to see what off-the-wall things drive you people to the green glow of ArmAss. So, I decided to try and make a weekly log of it, or at least as often as I [...]
I just wanted to mention, I used to work with Wade McGilberry. He was as unremarkable as you might imagine… http://bit.ly/aofoWf #
Ex-NFL star Lawrence Taylor arrested in NY Yes, yes… I’m getting bored of writing NFL rape articles, too. I’m trying to work on the 2010 Rotodestroyer, dammit! So, instead of writing, I just made some pretty pictures… Talk to you soon with real football insight!
By now you’ve heard about the Miami Dolphin’s GM, Jeff Ireland, asking Dez Bryant if his mother is or was ever a prostitute. This was only a singular instance in a barrage of unflattering, stupid, and insulting questions players had to field. We’ve gotten our hands on the fake transcripts from these interviews and present [...]
Here we are again, except now it’s Thursday night. I hope I’m not alone in finding a prime time draft a terrible idea. They think they’re making it where more people can watch it. Well, what they did for me was to make sure I DVRed it so that my kids could watch the new [...]
As the winter gives way to spring, and because I need to take a break from reading about the draft before I spend 4 hours tonight doing my annual Drinkin’ & Draftin’ post, I was thinking about tubing. I haven’t been tubing in a really long time. I miss it. I went to college in [...]
So long, Peter Steele, and thanks for all the Bloody Kisses! Me circa 1996 would be devastated right now…not as much in 2010. #
Baseball Prospectus contributor and InjuryExpert tweeter, Will Carroll, tweeted a blurb stating: Ped suspension incoming. The internet became instantly awash with speculation as to who this nameless “semi-big” player could be. Slowly, more information came trickling out. UPDATE: I have learned that the PED suspension is NOT a New York player. OK, 28 more teams [...]
I am looking forward to the draft, other than the fact that it starts on Thursday. That is just bullshit. A) It’s during the NHL Playoffs, don’t make me choose and B) I like to get together with people and drink beer and yell at my TV. It’s inevitable. The Packers always make stupid and [...]
I think we have discussed my disdain for Pittsburgh sports and Ben in general in the past and I’ve watched as this whole sexual assault ickiness unfolded but I can remain silent no longer. I read the police report yesterday and seriously, do yourselves a favor and read the entire thing. It is chock full [...]
Well, I don’t know about you, but I didn’t think that Prince’s flaming bag of doodie known as Purple & Gold could be trumped. But, then today…it was. Scott Stapp’s Marlin flavored Pop-Rock “Marlins Will Soar” was written to “pump up” the Marlin faithful. My first reaction was, “How can a Marlin soar?” Does he [...]
Just got my tickets to the opening of Hank Aaron’s Childhood Home Museum tomorrow….(part 1/2) # Guests include: Bud Selig, Hank Aaron, Rickey Henderson, Willie Mays, Ozzie Smith, Bruce Sutter, Bob Feller…I feel like I’m 9 years old… #
