ArmAss Bites for 2009-06-29

Jun 29, 2009 Uncategorized Leave a comment
Posted by Polish Powerhouse

• Rax Ryen dislexic? J-E-S-T! Jets! Jets! Jets! #
• Laying in bed listening to my wife sleep. I should have worked on the RD tonight but watched a show about dead comics instead. #
• Why are things that are supposed to be a labor of love such a pain in the ass sometimes? #
• LaDanian Tomlinson turns 30, says he's not an "ancient old man" and will prove it. Meanwhile I'm winded just typing this… #
• I just tweeted from my iPhone while taking a dump. Instead of TwitterFon they should call this ShitterTwitter. #

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ArmAss Bites for 2009-06-22

Jun 22, 2009 Uncategorized Leave a comment
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Whatcha doin'? Chewin' chocolate. Where'd you get it? Doggie dropped it. Carry on…carry on… #
Heading home from north LA. Dreading the drive. #
You didn't think I meant Los Angeles, did you? No, Louisiana. This is why the drive sucks. http://twitpic.com/7pyef #
But this is my favorite stop along this road. [...]

Joe Buck Live: Killed In Action

Jun 15, 2009 Dumb Things Leave a comment
Posted by Polish Powerhouse

Wow.
It started off so elementary playground-ish. Brett Favre kicked back, feet propped on the table (What would his mother think!?) live in our living rooms, he gave the same ambiguous answers we’ve heard for months. Then he said, “shit”. OH SHIT! BRETT FAVRE JUST SAID SHIT! I admit, I did [...]

Dear Brett – There’s A Difference Between Loving The Game And Stalking It…

May 8, 2009 Cheap Shots Leave a comment
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Elvis won’t leave the goddamned building. Here we go again, another coy cat and mouse game between Brett Favre and the NFL viewing audience. Will he grace us with his presence for one more glorious season? Will he shuffle off in his Wranglers to his farm where he can rustle cattle and toss the pigskin [...]

Jason Campbell: A Little Pissed Off

Apr 27, 2009 Cheap Shots Leave a comment
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Three weeks ago the Redskins tried to trade for Jay Cutler.  They didn’t get him, so they called a “clear-the-air” meeting.  “You’re our man, J-Camp!  We were just fucking around.  You know how D-Snide likes to push buttons!  *tossles Campbell’s hair*  Who could be better than you?  Now get outta here, you little scamp!  We’ll [...]

Drinking & Drafting: 2009 Edition

Apr 25, 2009 Dumb Things Leave a comment
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Hi, everybody! Here we are about an hour out of the 74th annual NFL Draft. This is also the 4th annual ArmAss! Drinking & Drafting live blog. Immediately upon turning on NFL Network a moment ago I was greeted by Neon Deion Sanders’ smiling face as he strolled past NFL.com’s very much alive, but very [...]