Drew Brees Channels Leon Black

I was talking with Greenberg about how I could probably already write the upcoming Super Bowl MVP speech, because all athletes say the same shit every time.  Then, right before he was escorted out of his office by the gestapo, we hit on something.  If only Leon Black could be contracted out to give the [...]

Irritating Super Bowl Party Guests

I love Super Bowl parties. Awesome munchies, beer, and the last exciting game of the year. But there is always that one guy that detracts from your experience. I’m sure you know him (or her). You still have a couple of days to uninvite this person, so here is your quick guide to [...]

ArmAss Bites for 2010-02-03

Now this Senior Bowl is heating up. I’m sitting directly behind the North endzone wearing my @yardbarker hat. #
Well technically since it’s halftime now I’m on the South’s endzone. #
View from my seats. http://twitpic.com/10kssl #
Boo to the flag on the Arenas run back! http://twitpic.com/10kuc5 #
Tebows back in. The crowd goes wild. #
Snuck down [...]

ArmAss Search Fail Logs

Every week, I get the list of keywords that drives our audience to us. It’s one of my favorite emails to get, to see what off-the-wall things drive you people to the green glow of ArmAss. So, I decided to try and make a weekly log of it, or at least as often [...]

I Made It On NFL Network

Well, sort of…

Like Heidi Montag….Some Traditions Need Changes

ArmAss Search Fail Logs

Every week, I get the list of keywords that drives our audience to us.  It’s one of my favorite emails to get, to see what off-the-wall things drive you people to the green glow of ArmAss.  So, I decided to try and make a weekly log of it, or at least as often as I [...]

You’ve Got to Be Kidding Me

Tim Tebow is going to be featured in a Super Bowl ad with his mommy. It’s a “Focus on the Family” ad, which is basically an anti abortion ad. I really don’t care what anyone thinks on this issue but I don’t think this sort of thing belongs during the Super Bowl. [...]

Obama is a Bandwagon Saints Fan Too

Give me a break.
Obama, who I thought was a Chicago Bears Fan, is apparently hopping on the Saints bandwagon for the Super Bowl.
“You know, I think both teams are terrific,” he said. “I guess I am rooting a little bit for the Saints as the underdog, partly just because when I think about what’s happened [...]

ArmAss Bites for 2010-01-27

@jennyquarx http://bit.ly/8Lzcha THAT’S GOLD, JENNY, GOLD! #
@sportspickle While possibly the funniest your blackness is closer to Dirk Nowizki. in reply to sportspickle #
@sportspickle I thought you were actually a warehouse of underpaid Slovakian children. My bad. Asa la malaka. in reply to sportspickle #
@JimmyTraina phenominal last show. The end will get you in [...]