ArmAss Bites for 2010-03-10
@SacksJacked When she starts talking about “dirty, filthy handjobs” and uncircumsized ass fucking, you might get some raised eyebrows. in reply to SacksJacked #
Random Post of the Day: Let it Begin
I Love Twitter
If you're not following me, you should be. Well, I do talk about hockey a lot but that's neither here nor there. Let's discuss Chad OchoCinco for a moment. First of all, I like him. He entertains me. ...
Drew Brees Channels Leon Black
I was talking with Greenberg about how I could probably already write the upcoming Super Bowl MVP speech, because all athletes say the same shit every time. Then, right before he was escorted out of his office by the gestapo, ...
Irritating Super Bowl Party Guests
I love Super Bowl parties. Awesome munchies, beer, and the last exciting game of the year. But there is always that one guy that detracts from your experience. I'm sure you know him (or her). You still have ...
You’ve Got to Be Kidding Me
Tim Tebow is going to be featured in a Super Bowl ad with his mommy. It's a "Focus on the Family" ad, which is basically an anti abortion ad. I really don't care what anyone thinks on this ...
I Love Twitter
If you’re not following me, you should be. Well, I do talk about hockey a lot but that’s neither here nor there.
Let’s discuss Chad OchoCinco for a moment. First of all, I like him. He entertains me. I don’t necessarily like him on my fantasy team, but as a human, he has [...]
‘Alicia Butt’ blows a .33, urinates on herself
I ran across this article on the local newspaper’s website. That’s the actual headline from the article.
A driver who ran a stop sign and nearly struck another car head-on Monday was charged with DUI and resisting arrest after she gave an officer a false name, according to the Bay County Sheriff’s Office.
She identified herself as [...]
ArmAss Bites for 2010-03-03
I just saw a commercial for Moxie Girls where the skateboard turns into an ironing board! Hilarious! #
The tag line said “with accessories that grow as you grow!”. That doll must have been the Beat Down Betty model. #
Thomas Jones
Okay, maybe I could understand Tomlinson and Westbrook but this one is a little baffling to me. First of all, I have to share the embarrassing information that for years, every time I have heard the name Thomas Jones,
Olympic Hockey – USA vs. Canada
Yes, I realize this is primarily a football website but I think a USA vs. Canada post is in order. You could be watching the Combine and I would understand if you were. We are all starved for football right now and that’s what we get. Except it is kind of boring after [...]
LaDainian Tomlinson Released From the Chargers
A lot of people are surprised, but I’m not. Earlier this season, he was released from Team Venture who won the championship game, so perhaps I am ahead of the curve. Darren Sproles was the man. Yeah, he is a little on the small side and may not be the droid the [...]
Boner Disappears on Valentine’s Day
Actor Andrew Koenig missing in Vancouver
VANCOUVER, British Columbia – Police in West Vancouver have been searching for their long lost Boner for over a week. Boner, the son of Star Trek’s Chekov, had been living in Venice, CA, but when friends invited him to Vancouver, Boner came. Friends say they took Boner out anywhere they [...]
ArmAss Bites for 2010-02-17
I just pulled up next to a lowrider with hydrolics! How did I wind up in 1995 again?! Doc Brown I need help! #
I wonder if I’ve been kicked off of YBN’s advertising yet again or if @Yardbarker is really selling ad space to Alabama Republicans? #
I love how Holiday Inns have the [...]
Let it Begin
Favrewatch 2010, that is.
I know people hate this and it’s annoying and all that. But really, I am sort of entertained by it. I go through a blue period after the Super Bowl. Especially when the team I am not cheering for wins. Sure, there is football news in the off [...]
…And For The Little Lady, We Have…
So, I was looking through the NFL Shop trying to see if Randall Gay jerseys were finally flying off the shelves or not (still only available via custom order, sorry GLAAD…) Anyways, I was gonna see if maybe there were any pink Gay jerseys for sale, because things like that still make me chuckle like [...]
ArmAss Bites for 2010-02-10
@SacksJacked – I always say “If baseball is too boring, you’re too stupid.” I make a lot of friends that way. in reply to SacksJacked #
Then I believe you owe me some back royalties. RT @sporer: @SacksJacked @armchairass lol I use that one too. #
Dammit! RT @sporer: @ArmchairAss Lol depends when you started. You [...]
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