I'm pretty sure Warren Sapp just said on NFL Network that Suh was "rapin' 'em" last year. Some uncomfortable laughter followed. # @jennyquarx you heard it too?! I was farting around on my phone not paying that close of attention. #

I’m sitting here watching some of the most boring television I could imagine on MLB Network.  John Smoltz is playing golf against the five Phillies starters: Roy Halladay, Cliff Lee, Cole Hamels, Roy Oswalt, and….*fart*….Joe Blanton. They never let him talk and the only time I saw them show him on camera is when he [...]

When Randy Chiseltooth opened the newspaper today, he immediately spotted Daisy.  Long since missing, but hardly forgotten, Randy thought Daisy had gone on to that great pasture in the sky. “I always thought is were the aliens took her.”  Randy said, as he eased back in his recliner.  ”Turnt out she been running them Raiders [...]

First of all, let me give a big “FUCK YOU!” to my web host for exceeding their bandwidth with two weeks left in the month.  What the fuck is that?  Congratulations to whoever blew the fuck up in October, but seriously, what the fuck?  Here’s Week 8′s picks that I never got a chance to [...]

Prime Cuts (5/15 – 33% accuracy to date) New York Jets (-3.5) Kansas City Chiefs (+4.5) Detroit Lions (+10) Atlanta Falcons (+3.0) Educated Opinions (26/44 – 59% accuracy to date) Cleveland Browns (+14) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (+4.5) Indianapolis Colts (-3.5) Dallas Cowboys (+1.5) Green Bay Packers (-3.5) Oakland Raiders (+7) St. Louis Rams (+9) Baltimore [...]

Prime Cuts (2/8 – 25% accuracy to date) Tennessee Titans (+7) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (+7) Houston Texans (-3) Chicago Bears (+3) Educated Opinions (14/22 – 64% accuracy to date) Denver Broncos (+7) Kansas City Chiefs (+7) Philadelphia Eagles (+3.5) Atlanta Falcons (-3) Jacksonville Jaguars (+1) New York Jets (-4) Green Bay Packers (-3) Oakland Raiders [...]