I know, I know. This is no time to be pessimistic. During the very season that LaDanian Tomlinson is projecting better numbers than any running back in history, who am I to knock on the bathroom door and politely tell fantasy owners that they’d better hurry and get their rocks off humping his [...]
So, here we are. Week 10 is coming to a close. Playoff positions are beginning to solidify. Fantasy managers are beginning to either lose hope or plan for the playoffs. But, most importantly, trade deadlines are looming over the league.
Besides the draft, the trade deadline is the next most important time [...]
Somewhere between the time Marques Colston was taken at the 252nd pick of the 2006 draft and the day that Yahoo! opened their fantasy football registration, someone at Yahoo! committed the biggest blunder in the history of internet based fantasy sports. When the positions needed to be attached to the code, it seems someone [...]
Sunday night prime-time is always a tough slot to fill. What ever you put out there will be going against the likes of The Simpsons, Family Guy, The Sopranos, Deadwood (well, not anymore…). For as long as my muddled brain can remember, Sunday has been a solid TV night. So, to combat the monsters, NBC [...]
Back in the ’70s and the ’80s, the moustache was as prevalent as track marks up the arms of today’s players. Everywhere you looked there was a bushy broom dangling from the lips of greats from Eddie Murray to Robin Yount, not to mention the esteemed Rollie Fingers and his Brylcremed masterpiece. Well, at some [...]
Ah, the morning after. It was a wonderful night. You ate, you drank, you had a fantastic time. Right now is the moment before you open your eyes when you’re still in the blissful state of grogginess, and suddenly a thought dawns on you. Now’s the time that you roll over [...]
There’s a fine line between respect and rejection in the world of Fantasy Football. Sometimes those can’t miss players not only miss, they bring you down with them. Ahman Green, anyone? Sometimes a final round throw away pick makes you the talk of the league, Willie Parker style. Here’s a look [...]
Well, here we are once again, those two weeks of your life where you are now the most knowledgeable person on the face of the planet when it comes to Fantasy Football. If you’re reading this now and thinking, “Great! Where was this article LAST week?” then keep read this article for next year, [...]
1. Since you’re out on the road all of the time, I’m sure you don’t have time to play fantasy sports. But, what’s your take on them?
I think that they are a phenomenal waste of time and yet another way for Americans to spend their lives living vicariously through the accomplishments of others rather [...]
Here it is, Draft Day. The day that NFL fans all over the place look forward to as soon as the final play of the Super Bowl goes down. So, in order to spearhead RotoDestroyer’s journalistic integrity, I will be conducting a real time article over the course of the entire draft. [...]