So, I live in Mobile, Alabama. I know that every city has a different collection of comic strips, so I can only comment on the ones that the Press Register subscribes to. But, comment I will. What in the fuck is with the comics these days? There’s an old Calvin and Hobbes strip where Calvin [...]

This is an old story, but it’s still one of my proudest moments: So, I’m outside in the gazebo with my wife and oldest son one afternoon. She and the boy were down in the yard playing right outside the gazebo, while I did some work to the gazebo itself. Now, the gazebo was built [...]

Let me preface this story by saying that my wife will be pleased that I have immortalized this story in the confines of the internet so that now maybe I can quit telling strangers about it. So, I’m sitting in the bathroom the other night, taking a shit. There’s nothing churning in the gullet, no [...]

After Man vs. Wild on Discovery Channel, Last Comic Standing is my next favorite show currently on television. However, I also happen to have been a stand up comedy fan since as long as I can remember. I’ve learned a great deal about humor via Bill Cosby, George Carlin, Bill Hicks, David Cross, Patton Oswalt, [...]

So, I’m leaving Best Buy today and driving off through the parking lot of the mall. As I’m pulling up to an intersection, I see a big blue conversion van turn the corner at the intersection ahead of me. On top of this van, I can see a large maybe 6′ x 6′ cube of [...]