First off, let’s recap. In the vein of Man vs. Wild and Survivorman, I went out and intentionally drafted a fantasy football team making so many of the mistakes people make during their draft every year. I will now show you how you can survive these situations and build a competitive team out [...]
“ArmchairAssociation selected Steve Smith““Vicks Dog Fluffy: haha”
So, this is how it feels to draft like an idiot… I wound up with the 8th overall pick, and immediately drafted Steve Smith. Less than 2 seconds later, the manager with the wit, nay THE BRILLIANCE, to become the one-billionth fantasy team with a Vick reference [...]
Inspired by a couple of my favorite shows, Man vs. Wild and Survivorman, I was struck with an idea late last night. I’ve watched countless hours of my heroes Bear Grylls (try and tell me he’s a fraud, you’ll unleash a heated argument the likes of which you’ve never seen) and Les Stroud and [...]
Did you ever get the feeling that Joey Harrington is constantly getting screwed? Like we like to do here at ArmAss, let’s take a step back and look around. First the guy gets drafted by Detroit and is thrown right into the mess. We all know what happens next. Boom! [...]
Okay, okay…break it up. Everyone take a step back please! This is getting out of hand. Let’s take a deep breath and look at this Michael Vick issue with a level head, please.
Sure, Michael Vick is fun to pile on. I mean, over the past few years he’s furthered the spread [...]
Amidst a night standing on my deck, sipping a Newcastle under the stars with a buddy who talks way too loudly, regardless of his surroundings, a very interesting subject was breached. One that I had never thought of before. One that shook me to my core. One that sent me to my [...]
Corey Koehler and the FantasyFootballGoat.com rocks nuts! But, how does he compare to George Washington? He fails… Observe.
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Born Adam Jones, but nicknamed Pac-Man because he “eats up balls” (SNARF!), our little yellow ball eater has found quite a way for the relatively unmarketable position of defensive back to get a little camera time off the field. Let’s face it, as necessary as the defensive back is in the game of football, [...]
1. Thou shalt NOT honor your favorite team! Oh man, we see this every year in every league. Beantown yokels drafting every Patriot this side of Mel Gibson. Listen up, Chah-lee… Yes, the Patriots have a good shot of going to the Super Bowl this season, but drafting Tom Brady, Randy [...]
Okay, I conducted a little mock draft of sorts in my head to try and either prove or disprove the long standing belief that if you don’t draft a running back in the first two rounds, your team will live amongst the rats in the cellar all season. I made one team have the [...]
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