First off, let’s recap. In the vein of Man vs. Wild and Survivorman, I went out and intentionally drafted a fantasy football team making so many of the mistakes people make during their draft every year. I will now show you how you can survive these situations and build a competitive team out of a [...]
“ArmchairAssociation selected Steve Smith““Vicks Dog Fluffy: haha” So, this is how it feels to draft like an idiot… I wound up with the 8th overall pick, and immediately drafted Steve Smith. Less than 2 seconds later, the manager with the wit, nay THE BRILLIANCE, to become the one-billionth fantasy team with a Vick reference in [...]
Inspired by a couple of my favorite shows, Man vs. Wild and Survivorman, I was struck with an idea late last night. I’ve watched countless hours of my heroes Bear Grylls (try and tell me he’s a fraud, you’ll unleash a heated argument the likes of which you’ve never seen) and Les Stroud and I’ve [...]
Did you ever get the feeling that Joey Harrington is constantly getting screwed? Like we like to do here at ArmAss, let’s take a step back and look around. First the guy gets drafted by Detroit and is thrown right into the mess. We all know what happens next. Boom! Pow! Fail! Well, after a [...]
Okay, okay…break it up. Everyone take a step back please! This is getting out of hand. Let’s take a deep breath and look at this Michael Vick issue with a level head, please. Sure, Michael Vick is fun to pile on. I mean, over the past few years he’s furthered the spread of genital herpes [...]
Amidst a night standing on my deck, sipping a Newcastle under the stars with a buddy who talks way too loudly, regardless of his surroundings, a very interesting subject was breached. One that I had never thought of before. One that shook me to my core. One that sent me to my calculator… On April [...]
Corey Koehler and the FantasyFootballGoat.com rocks nuts! But, how does he compare to George Washington? He fails… Observe. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsymvcqVc1s]
Born Adam Jones, but nicknamed Pac-Man because he “eats up balls” (SNARF!), our little yellow ball eater has found quite a way for the relatively unmarketable position of defensive back to get a little camera time off the field. Let’s face it, as necessary as the defensive back is in the game of football, unless [...]
1. Thou shalt NOT honor your favorite team! Oh man, we see this every year in every league. Beantown yokels drafting every Patriot this side of Mel Gibson. Listen up, Chah-lee… Yes, the Patriots have a good shot of going to the Super Bowl this season, but drafting Tom Brady, Randy Moss, Donte Stallworth, and [...]
Okay, I conducted a little mock draft of sorts in my head to try and either prove or disprove the long standing belief that if you don’t draft a running back in the first two rounds, your team will live amongst the rats in the cellar all season. I made one team have the #3 [...]
Well, here it is. Not only is Number 756 in the bag, but number 757 and number 758. We’ve had time to stomach the fall of the most hallowed record in sports, take a Zantac, unbuckle our pants, and now we can flush it’s corn speckled remains into the murky depths. Yes, the time leading [...]
When I first met my wife, you could line up a basketball, soccer ball, baseball, cheese sandwich, and football in a row and she could pick out the football 9 out of 10 times. Well, over the past 6 years, she’s built on that success to where she can now correctly identify offensive formations, knows [...]
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