First off, let’s recap. In the vein of Man vs. Wild and Survivorman, I went out and intentionally drafted a fantasy football team making so many of the mistakes people make during their draft every year. I will now show you how you can survive these situations and build a competitive team out of a [...]

“ArmchairAssociation selected Steve Smith““Vicks Dog Fluffy: haha” So, this is how it feels to draft like an idiot… I wound up with the 8th overall pick, and immediately drafted Steve Smith. Less than 2 seconds later, the manager with the wit, nay THE BRILLIANCE, to become the one-billionth fantasy team with a Vick reference in [...]

Inspired by a couple of my favorite shows, Man vs. Wild and Survivorman, I was struck with an idea late last night. I’ve watched countless hours of my heroes Bear Grylls (try and tell me he’s a fraud, you’ll unleash a heated argument the likes of which you’ve never seen) and Les Stroud and I’ve [...]

Did you ever get the feeling that Joey Harrington is constantly getting screwed? Like we like to do here at ArmAss, let’s take a step back and look around. First the guy gets drafted by Detroit and is thrown right into the mess. We all know what happens next. Boom! Pow! Fail! Well, after a [...]

Okay, okay…break it up. Everyone take a step back please! This is getting out of hand. Let’s take a deep breath and look at this Michael Vick issue with a level head, please. Sure, Michael Vick is fun to pile on. I mean, over the past few years he’s furthered the spread of genital herpes [...]

Amidst a night standing on my deck, sipping a Newcastle under the stars with a buddy who talks way too loudly, regardless of his surroundings, a very interesting subject was breached. One that I had never thought of before. One that shook me to my core. One that sent me to my calculator… On April [...]