Miss Vaughn: Good morning, class. Class:Good morning, Miss Vaughn.Miss Vaughn:We’re gonna start today by reading a short story entitled “My Sister Fanny”.Class:*giggles aloudMiss Vaughn:Quiet… OK, so let’s all open up our Reading is Fun books to page 69.Billy Madison:69! Why the Billy Madison reference? Because thanks to Week 5′s 10 for 11 performance, I now [...]

I know that I am going to sound like your Uncle Ned who sits in his bedroom, windows covered with aluminum foil, chain smoking Dorals and hovering over his short wave radio…what? I thought everyone had someone like that in their family. Whatever, I live in Alabama. Anyways, I had a revelation today and I’ve [...]

Here we are: Week 5! It’s amazing how, once you get into the swing of things, how quickly football season starts to fly by. Last week the Over/Under picks were solid, maybe you listened, maybe you didn’t. But, I won all of my games and remain in 1st place in 2 of my 3 leagues. [...]

So, I found myself driving down the road, jamming some Mastodon, when I thought to myself, “Man, imagine if you put Brann Dailor (drummer from Mastodon) in a band with Buckethead on guitar, Mike Patton on vocals, and Trevor Roy Dunn on bass. God, THAT would be phenomenal!” Then, I thought, “You know what? It [...]