Getting To Know Your Assailant

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I Present To You: The Homemade Femmullet

So, I was standing in the return line at Best Buy yesterday. I had to take a dump, so I was a little pissed off about having to stand in line for 20 minutes when my return wasn’t even Christmas related… So, anyways, I’m standing there and I see this magnificent white trash chick standing [...]

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The Mitchell Report Released

Much to the delight of baseball fans, media, and anyone who has followed this story, the must anticipated Mitchell Report has been released. However, it’s contents were more universally damning than anyone could have expected. We have taken possesion of the original document here at ArmAss and have scanned it in for your [...]