Everywhere I look these days, grown men are talking about American Idol like they USED to talk about sports. Every week on the local 9:00 news, our FOX station has a segment on the goings on of this week’s American Idol. And I’m not talking about at the end of the broadcast, after all the [...]

So, here we are again. The day that makes Vidal Sassoon their commissions as interns spend weeks slathering on hair gel and industrial grade sealants to Kiper’s hair helmet in preperation for today. I have cracked open a bottle on Absinthe that I got from a friend for Christmas. The Green Fairy is what they [...]

Sitting in living rooms, kitchens, and agent’s offices across America at this very moment are around 1000 players who have been poked, prodded, and pranced over the past few months trying to determine whether or not they’re draft material. 255 of those 1000 will be deemed worthy tomorrow and Sunday. One test will weigh heavily [...]

With the draft looming large in the minds of football fans everywhere, we’re seeing mock draft after mock draft as well as the perennial “Worst #1 Picks EVER” lists that make Tim Couch and Ki-Jana Carter cry every year. Well, enough of this nonsense! Let’s be positive for a moment and discuss the Top 10 [...]

Throughout the years of all sports, evolutions occur. In basketball, guards and forwards morphed into point guards, shooting guards, power forwards, and small forwards. Baseball developed closers, setup men, and long relievers from the solitary position of pitcher. Hell, even football has developed the third down back and the slot receiver out of it’s original [...]

JERUSALEM (ArmAss) – The Eagles have finally responded to the hundreds of thousands of unfounded rumors circulating on EagleFellator.com, pardon me…YardBarker.com, by their rabid fan base. Andy Reid took the podeum last night to announce that the Eagles had finalized a deal with the Mecca Camels, a Heavenly franchise in the HFL, to send Lito [...]