Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to the newest ArmAss contributor. Nathaniel is in many ways the bizarro me. I live in Alabama. He lives in Toronto. He loves hockey. They don't even show the Stanley Cup finals here. He's kind and sensitive. I'm brash and verbally abusive. The white to my deep, dark black, if you will.

We do, however, share a deep admiration for John Candy, Ween, baseball, and football. So, that being said, Nathaniel will be a welcome commodity to this little tipped over garbage bin deep within the back alleys of the internet. If I can convince him to take more breaks from his real job as a sports editor, we will all benefit greatly.

So, welcome aboard, Nac. We all look forward to reading more insight from the Great White North. Read more...