Since my job requires me to watch sports all day and because the Sabres didn’t make it this year, I’m refusing to watch any hockey playoffs during my free time this spring.HOWEVER, I’m telling all you readers that it’s about time you gave hockey a chance if you haven’t already. I’ve got three reasons for [...]

Ladies and gentlemen, I’d like to introduce you to the newest ArmAss contributor. Nathaniel is in many ways the bizarro me. I live in Alabama. He lives in Toronto. He loves hockey. They don’t even show the Stanley Cup finals here. He’s kind and sensitive. I’m brash and verbally abusive. The white to my deep, [...]

Here’s one I play with my friends, now you can too: It’s very simple. Try to guess the following morning’s newspaper headlines after a game from both your local paper(s) and the opponents local paper(s).For example, my favorite sports team is the Buffalo Sabres. Whenever they win the headlines the next morning in their opponents [...]

Every league is going to be chock full of unimaginative, boring team names like Sith Lords or KLM1972 or Colorado Cubs. It’s awful. Me being the type to harp over a team name longer than I do when I’m debating on whether to use my #1 waiver priority on Johnny Cueto or not, I’m generally [...]

There’s three general types of people that you are going to encounter in your average fantasy baseball (or any sport, really) league. There’s the guy who got in over his head, didn’t realize the amount of time necessary for fantasy baseball and now only makes appearances in the league a few times a month when [...]

“Today at the chili cook off, I farted on your friend. I’m just kind of embarassed, so I wanted to write and apologize. I was really drunk, and your friend was just babbling on like a pretentious asshole. He was carrying on about being a trumpeteer for B.B. King or some shit… It was just [...]