Every league is going to be chock full of unimaginative, boring team names like Sith Lords or KLM1972 or Colorado Cubs. It's awful. Me being the type to harp over a team name longer than I do when I'm debating on whether to use my #1 waiver priority on Johnny Cueto or not, I'm generally proud of the names I come up with.

While I'm on the subject, you may play with a team named this, and I have a friend who has played with me for years and he one day decided to not only use it, but claim that HE, in fact, was the first to use it. I'm here to stake claim to The Money Shots right here and now. Feel free to use it, but like Richard Lewis with "the (blank) from hell." I just want you to know who coined the team name.

Let's delve into the magnificent world of some of the more offensive fantasy baseball team names, some of which I played against, some of which I just made up for this article:


12. Moises Alou's Pee Hands
11. Brett Myers' Fist
10. Peter Gammons is a ZOMBIE!
9. Wang on Min Chien
8. Playing With Dick Pole
7. TP For My Pujols
6. Kevin Mitchell's Cat Head
5. Kruk's Testicle
4. McNamee Shot In My Ass
3. Ozzie Guillen's Goddamn Motherfuckers
2. Corey Lidle Flight Plan
1. Coolbaugh's Brain

Got anything more offensive? I'd love to hear them. Post away, you heartless scumbags!

Labels: Albert Pujols, Brian McNamee, Chien Min Wang, Corey Lidle, Dick Pole, fantasy baseball, John Kruk, Mike Coolbaugh, mlb, Moises Alou, offensive team names, Ozzie Guillen, Peter Gammons

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