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Round one in the books
The Sports Muffin took the gold.
More results coming.

See, did I tell you?
Damn! That's wasted space!
I'll try again here.

The Hungry Actor
Took home the silver medal,
The second best hack.

Pyle of List won bronze.
With 400% more
Hot chicks than others.

Get a load of this,
Now it's time for the haikus.
Get yo' popcorn, bitch!


Hugging Harold Reynolds

MLB

Rays leading the East
Longoria hit by pitch
Sad day in Tampa,

NHL

The mighty Penguins
Crosby Malkin and Fluery
'Burgh will win cup soon.

NBA

LeBron likes money
Kobe can't win without Shaq
To Euro they go.

NFL

Another season
More Detroit disappointment
Just fire Millen now.
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The Hungry Actor



The Hungry Actor's Delicious Haikus

NFL

A Summer of Favre.
Time for a change of climate,
Pac, please make it rain!

NBA

Redeem Team is now
Dominating overseas.
Lets leave Kobe there.

MLB

I don't watch baseball.
MLB The Show is great,
Does that count for this?

NHL

Things we all should know.
Blood can bounce off the ice.
Thank you NHL.
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Pyle of List

NHL

Expand, they will come!
Bettman over-ambitious
TV deal... vanish

NBA

Euro Exodus?
True champions crave challenge
Stern's well never dry

MLB

Revenue sharing
Like rising tide on the sea
Lifts some, wrecks others

NFL

Gunslinger wanders
eternal desert of fame
only thinks of self
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The Sports Muffin

NHL

NHL 94 -
They got rid of fighting, but
Made Gretzky's head bleed




MLB

Young, Galarraga,
Volquez, Dank, A. Gonzalez
Ranger Giveaway!


NFL

Drunk off of his ass
"The team is struggaling, I
want to kiss you. YEAH!!"



NBA

City of Houston
Where disappointment happens
Even at halftime


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Be sure to vote for your favorite haiku-slinger right below, and then check back next week. But, bring a Kleenex with you as we dive into "The Heartfelt" portion of the Blogolympics.

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