Three weeks ago the Redskins tried to trade for Jay Cutler. They didn’t get him, so they called a “clear-the-air” meeting. “You’re our man, J-Camp! We were just fucking around. You know how D-Snide likes to push buttons! *tossles Campbell’s hair* Who could be better than you? Now get outta here, you little scamp! We’ll [...]
Hi, everybody! Here we are about an hour out of the 74th annual NFL Draft. This is also the 4th annual ArmAss! Drinking & Drafting live blog. Immediately upon turning on NFL Network a moment ago I was greeted by Neon Deion Sanders’ smiling face as he strolled past NFL.com’s very much alive, but very [...]
Even though we’re currently still in the Terri Schaivo stage of life, for this otherwise meaningless test post I would like to point out that we’re the ONLY sports news website with the BALLS to have a flowery background. Beat THAT shit, Hugging Harlod Reynolds!
Reports of Matt Stafford’s camp demanding a GUARANTEED $40 million and the week that it’s taking to convince him to join the Detroit Lions with the #1 overall pick lead us to believe that it’s not so much the perennial losing, the being a citizen of the poorest major city in America, the high likelihood [...]
Still living together, but no longer in love, ArmAss is finally gathering up our shit and moving in with WordPress. Once we get settled in and hang up our autographed Maurice Clarrett jersey, we’re gonna undergo a Donatella Versace-esque quest for eternal beauty yet again. So, bear with us while we stick the site with [...]
Like Yogi Bear emerging from the darkest caverns of Jellystone Park, Armchair Association creeps out of the shadows groggy, stiff, and downright hungry. The NFL Draft is next week, free agency is running wild, fantasy football will be bearing down on us before we know it. I understand at this point, I’m likely talking to [...]
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