Three weeks ago the Redskins tried to trade for Jay Cutler. They didn’t get him, so they called a “clear-the-air” meeting. “You’re our man, J-Camp! We were just fucking around. You know how D-Snide likes to push buttons! *tossles Campbell’s hair* Who could be better than you? Now get outta here, you little scamp! We’ll see you in a couple of months!” Then last week, they desperately tried to move up to get Mark Sanchez in the draft.
“One thing I was kind of upset about is it makes you feel like you’re a bad quarterback, someone that’s not wanted or something,” Campbell said. “But at the same time it makes you a stronger person. It makes you a stronger quarterback, and through all of this it’s going to help my process.”
I think what Campbell is trying to say is “I don’t wanna sound like a queer or nothin’, but I think unicorns are kickass!”
The Redskins are planning on bringing in Jeff George, Kordell Stewart, and Adam Sandler’s character, Paul Crewe from The Longest Yard, for workouts next week in Daniel Snyder’s latest sociological experiment.