ArmAss Bites for 2009-06-29

• Rax Ryen dislexic? J-E-S-T! Jets! Jets! Jets! #
• Laying in bed listening to my wife sleep. I should have worked on the RD tonight but watched a show about dead comics instead. #
• Why are things that are supposed to be a labor of love such a pain in the ass sometimes? #
• LaDanian Tomlinson turns 30, says he's not an "ancient old man" and will prove it. Meanwhile I'm winded just typing this… #
• I just tweeted from my iPhone while taking a dump. Instead of TwitterFon they should call this ShitterTwitter. #

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