The RotoDestroyer is on sale, rankings are all over the place, it’s beginning to smell like toner and wasted office time! Is there anything better? It’s just like Christmas time. But, like Christmas, even though you’ve got visions of Xbox 360s and iPhones dancing in your head, you’re gonna open some socks at some point. [...]

Who knew that when you get to be old and at the turnstiles of retirement that you get to be a self-righteous dick?  Well, Isaac Bruce did.  The San Francisco 49ers are chock full of young receiver talent, and one aging bastion of advice and guidance who is being as cooperative as al Quaeda on [...]

I gotta admit… Of all the recent celebrities, Billy Mays is affecting me the most. Damn, I love Pitchmen… # What's with all these baseball pussies going on the DL with anxiety disorders? Ty Cobb must be spinning in his grave… # The 2009 RotoDestroyer Fantasy Football Draft Kit was released today. Happy birthday, America, [...]

Shonn Green – #56 overall.  Jason Witten – #16 overall (with Reggie Wayne at #17).  Kevin Smith – #102 overall. Ladies and gentlemen, I beseech you…  I have seen some crap out there.  Things that well intended people are saying that will ruin your brain!  Last I heard, Shonn Greene was #3 on the RB [...]