Alexa Thinks We’re Gay!

I was perusing my web traffic statistics a moment ago when I checked out Alexa.com and checked the keywords that bring people to Armchair Association when I ran across this interesting nugget:

Now, I know back in the day I used to talk about baseball, so I understand the Joey Votto part.  But, I was a little leary on the “hunk” part…  I mean, he is SO dreamy and all, but I couldn’t remember devulging any teenage lust for him.

Curiosity eventually got the best of me, so I searched it out and found that “joey votto hunk” brings you to an article I wrote about Sleeper First Basemen and then I later went on to describe the Wesley Snipes movie, Blade, as “the biggest hunk of cheese you could possibly squeeze out of your butt.”

I can only hope that some teenage girl in Cincinnatti read that and gagged.

Related posts:

1. Sleepers & Busters: 2008 First Basemen Edition
2. ArmAss Bites for 2009-08-17

Tags: hunk, joey votto, mothafucka!, We're all man