smythe2For the past couple of years, we have had a Pick ‘Em contest where all of you guys get together and try your damndest to beat my wife in NFL Pick ‘Ems.  Many have tried, most have failed.  I would love to say that I have something to do with her picks, but she will literally turn her laptop away from me if I try to see who she’s picking.  The fact of the matter is, over the past two years she has finished 2nd in 2008 and 3rd in 2007.

She even beat me in 2007 (I was 4th).  But, in 2008, I brought out the big guns and cheated.  I used the prototype of my newest tool, The ING Report, to lay waste to everyone in the league and wound up in first place by a mile with 64% accuracy against the spread on all games for the entire season.

With some changes I’ve made, I feel like 64% will be nothing by the end of this season.

So, that being said, the wager this season is:  Anyone in the Armchair Association Beat My Wife! Pick ‘Em League who can defeat my wife in correct picks at the end of this season will win a free year’s subscription to The ING Report for next season (a $200 value).  With that, you will get a weekly report emailed to you predicting the scores and spreads of every game for that week, along with the probabilities of accuracy to show you where the lock games are.  Great for those of you who bet on NFL games.

To join the Beat My Wife! league, follow these instructions:

1. You’ll need a Yahoo! account.  If you don’t have one, start one.

2. Go here: http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/pickem/register/joingroup

3. Use Group ID# 7850

4. Password: armass

5. Create your Pickset name, and prepare yourself for Week 1 of Beat My Wife!

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