What a time to start installing VOIP around the office and then go on vacation in the middle of nowhere. I have missed the chance to pertinently comment on what seems like every interesting thing that has ever happened in the NFL. It all has to coincide with the times that I’m busy as shit?  Here goes my best shot at trying to catch back up:

+ Since when did Tony Dungy become the Jesse Jackson of the NFL?  First he uses his Jedi mind tricks getting Vick signed, then he openly sets his sights on Marvin Harrison, telling the Chicago Bears, “I would encourage Lovie to sign him if they had an opening,” While you’re at it making sure people have work in the NFL, why don’t you go be Obi-Wan Kenobi on Michael Crabtree’s cousin?  “You ain’t gonna get paid, young fellow, you gonna get PLAYED!”

+ Michael Vick, back in the NFL…AWESOME!  Michael Vick, back in the NFL playing a couple of Wildcat plays per game…not as awesome.  Am I the only one who is, YES! disgusted by killing and torturing dogs, but is also a little pleased to see psychotic behavior in a football player?  It’s football for Chrissakes!  It’s as close to the gladiators we’ve got anymore.  We need crazy in there.   They’ve got pads on!  Get the crazy out there!  Yes, killing dogs is wrong and terrible, but psychos in an already violent sport?  Great news.  I just wish he had’ve gotten signed by a team that could have given him more playing time…and some brass knuckles.

+ Why in the name of Giada De Laurentiis does this video even exist?

How can watching that video NOT make you vomit with rage?  It’s like watching Paris Hilton talk about her fucking chihuahua.  It’s like watching clips on the news about Michael Jackson 45 days later.  I drove through Kiln, MS today on the way home from vacation I wanted to leave a flaming bag of poop on his doorstep, but then I remembered he wasn’t home.

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