ArmAss Bites for 2009-09-14
by Polish Powerhouse- Saw this today in Mississippi. Look closely. Something tells me it's a trap. http://twitpic.com/h17z1 #
- Man, Chris Collinsworth is a smug little fucker. I liked when he said "Classic Ben!" right before he got sacked for 19 yards. #
- Was that Nike commercial directed by Oliver Stone? #
- Wow. Jeff Fischer just called. He hired me to kick the second half! #
- I heard Big Ben's accuser has lowered her demands to a dollar and some envelopes. #
- I miss John Madden. #
- "Wow! We had nothing nothing nothing then zzZZIP!" You mean one? #
- @sharapovasthigh you must have a pretty decent team to make calls like that. in reply to sharapovasthigh #
- I think Collinsworth wants Big Ben to "pump fake" him. #
- Ohhhhhhhh SHIT! #
- @jennyquarx You go Quarx! in reply to jennyquarx #
- Fucking Jay Cutler fucking everything up. The ING Report now sitting at 50% accuracy. Thanks for all your hard work Jay! #
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