Do a Google Search for “Name-O-Rator” (I’ll do it for you!).  Whose name comes up first?

Then why am I taking my son to school this morning, listening to ESPN, and then suddenly having to explain to a 7 year old why Daddy is mad, what a Name-O-Rater is, and how it’s possible that someone could steal your name and still be able to be called Daddy?  Huh?

Bud Light?!  Fuck that shit!  PABST BLUE RIBBON!

I feel like Kramer when Calvin Klein stole his idea for The Beach!


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