ArmAss Bites for 2009-11-02

• @Razzball I'm a post-op fantasy football girl. Two more injections and I'll have a full on clitoris. Add me! in reply to Razzball #
• @sharapovasthigh did I ever tell you the story of my son being terrified of his Mark Prior figure? in reply to sharapovasthigh #
• http://twitpic.com/n52fx – #
• Chris Sabo : Glasses model :: Rihanna : Maybelline Concealer model http://twitpic.com/n52fx #
• @sharapovasthigh Having lived in Alabama my whole life. I've never seen more than an inch of snow in my life. in reply to sharapovasthigh #
• What is Larry Johnson's Twitter handle? I need to follow that guy. #
• Gasp! Steve Young admits to playing under the influence of hot dogs during his playing days! #
• Breaking news: Steve Young puts his weiner in Cortez Kennedy's mouth during game! #
• Cliff Lee behind the back! #
• RT @sharapovasthigh: Reggie Jackson took George Costanza's job with the Yankees? #
• Rewatching #Deadwood. I continue to believe that it is one of the greatest shows ever filmed. #
• @FanIQ Thanks for the love on #FF. I love you like pancakes. in reply to FanIQ #
• @robmcangus Thanks for the #FF love. You make a delicious hamburger patty. in reply to robmcangus #
• @jennyquarx Your husband MIGHT love you more than me. But I definitely beat your pets. in reply to jennyquarx #
• @DougStanhope AILALALALALALALALALALALALALA!!! BOOM!!! LALALALALALALALALALALALA!!! in reply to DougStanhope #
• @SarahKSilverman's tweets seem like a 6 month long suicide note one thought at a time. in reply to SarahKSilverman #
• RT @bigleaguestew: Mastercard should donate it anyway #
• RT @DougBenson: Frank Caliendo does a great fat David Letterman. — I wish he would do a great Kurt Cobain impression. #

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