ArmAss Bites for 2009-11-09

by Polish Powerhouse

November 9, 2009

My 3 year old just requested "the up above it, down in it song." on the way to school. #
@jennyquarx Makes me wonder how they'll rebel, if we listen to NIN, Slayer, and Lamb of God in the truck. John Tesh? Toby Keith? in reply to jennyquarx #
And thousands of gamblers lose their ass tonight due to the Saints center getting whacked in the nuts by his own guy. #
Flashbacks of Bartman on that one… #
My wife saw Matt Stairs come to bat and said "What did he win a contest or something?" #
Fucking Yankees… #
Only if you call him "Godzirra" RT @bigleaguestew: Exactly. RT @Marco015: why would it be considered racist to call him godzilla? #
Glen Davis wants to be a football player after NBA. Also wants to be "astronaut racecar driver". http://bit.ly/11vX1c #
Mark Teixeira/Calamity Jane: Separated At Birth – http://bit.ly/481Hlq #
@Razzball Follow @mendysantos to find out when she wakes up and when she goes to bed. Sometimes she'll tell you when she leaves. in reply to Razzball #
I think deep down in my psyche I've been eating fiber bars because they make me fart constantly for hours rather than the health benefits. #
Try it with NIS 2010 for an even more disappointing experience. RT @sharapovasthigh: Downloaded new firefox and its screwing up like crazy #
There's no way this ref crew makes it out of Philly alive. #
Can someone throw Chris Collinsworth out of the booth window please? He'd probably just land on his ego and survive. #
Weeks like this make me sorry I ever told anyone I was good at picking games. I need to go brush the vomit out again. #

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