ArmAss Bites for 2009-11-27

by Polish Powerhouse

Maybe it’s the Thanksgiving morning Screwdrivers, but this whole Stafford-C. Johnson ruse is under my skin. #
@Razzball there you go Razzy! Woodson with the pick. in reply to Razzball #
Off to Black Friday. Call me a sucker. #
The line to Toys R Us is easily over half a mile long right now. People keep driving by screaming Ya’ll stupid! #
This is fucking mayhem. If someone doesn’t get killed stepping out into traffic I’ll be shocked. http://twitpic.com/r4rhn #
Something tells me that 20 oz NOS I just drank wasn’t a good idea. That something is called piss. #
Faith No More’s ‘Jizzlobber’ still gets me as riled up now as it did 15 years ago or whatever. #
iPod Genius mix set to Metal. Arch Enemy playing. Ready to throw some ‘bows and score some toys. #
There’s a woman with a baby up there. It’s 35 degrees at 12:30 am. A riot is building behind me about it. #
Holy shit I gotta fucking pee. #
Just pulled into the parking lot of Best Buy to take a nap. #
2 hours before the store opens and I could only fit half the line in the shot. http://twitpic.com/r57ye #
My plan is to buy a Logitech Harmony for everyone here, shit better still be there when I wake up. #
Holy shit I just saw a chick walk past my truck holding a toddler. It’s 3:45 in the morning. #
I feel like this is my David Blaine style feat of strength. I’m fucking miserable. #
@OGOchoCinco man at least you’re inside. I’m outside Best Buy freezing my ass off. in reply to OGOchoCinco #
Eat turkey and drink all day, stay up all night standing in line in 35 degree weather. Man fuck David Blaine. #
I’m torn between my love of Christmas and the holiday spirit and my absolute disdain for being preached to. #
There’s a church group here with port a potties, hot cocoa, and carolers. Is this really what they’re resorting to now? Captive audiences? #
I admit though I drank Jesus’ cocoa. I’m fucking cold. #
RT @OGOchoCinco: http://twitpic.com/r5idz – Look at this snuggie, only $5.00 #
I’ve been standing in line at Game Stop for 30 seconds and I already want to pass out wegies. #

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