Thanksgiving is tomorrow, and I’m sure we all have many things to be thankful for.  But, who wants to read a post about family and health and all that nonsense.  Today, I’m listing out ten things I’m thankful for in the NFL so far this season, in no specific order.  Here goes:

1. Ray Lewis’ “He’s a MAN!” post game interview:


2. For the Titans vs. Jets game where the Titans weren’t the Titans, they were the Oilers and the Jets were the Titans instead…fucking AFL’s 50th anniversary. TitansOilersTDBartonSilvermanNYTimes

3. For NFL players looking like homos for a good cause. NFL14. For Twitter being used as a negotiation tool and a way for NFL players to show off their bigotry chops. ljtweet35. Jake Scott’s new beard.

897688586. Now that the bags are off of their heads, Saints fans aren’t half bad looking…

l_ca70ea0f783f4369a19ea60e65cedd987. Speaking of the Saints, I’m still thankful for the “Fuck Da Eagles” girl:

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8. I’m thankful that the NFL decided to mic up Jay Cutler during his horribly, horribly shitty 5 INT night against the San Francisco 49ers to witness the sound of every sack, the nasaly whine of every douchey thing he says.  That’s the ONE thing the NFL Network got right that night.


9. For Ben Roethlisberger and the Steelers offensive linemen on WWE Raw.  (No, I’m not a rasslin’ fan…just a fan of idiots doing dumb things.)


10. For Andre Smith deciding to run his NFL Combine 40-Yard Dash with no shirt.

Like any good thank you speech, I know I’ve left out some important things and people. What am I missing? What are you most thankful for this NFL season?

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