ArmAss Bites for 2009-12-09

December 9, 2009

• My search stats say I'm the hot stop for Sorgi info. RT @mgeoffriau: The Sorgi family. RT Who would buy tickets to a Colts game for week 17? #
• What's the deal now with people who say, "Mmm-kahw" instead of "OK" like they have a mouthful of pudding? #
• @sharapovasthigh We may actually get snow in South Alabama this weekend they say. in reply to sharapovasthigh #
• NFLN is like WalMart: We'll give you a gluttonous amount of everything in really shitty quality and you'll love it. Where else you gonna go? #
• Holy ballsacks! I just noticed that Billy Corgan's all God Boy now. When did that happen? #
• *sniff* my first Twitter spam. RT @peasant60457: @ArmchairAss Brｉtney,Hilton,Lohan And More,Suck Cocks And Fucked #
• @ThatKevinSmith I think my dog has Irritable Bowel Syndrome and wants to lay next to my bed gurgling & farting. That's worse than no weed. in reply to ThatKevinSmith #
• @HHReynolds Awesome on you on the YB thing! Word up, bruvva. in reply to HHReynolds #
• They canceled ours. Now we just have 40 degree rain. @mgeoffriau Snow! #
• Man, no kidding. I felt bad for my kids afterward. @KrisWilliams81 Ok so the movie UP is listed under comedies… Not so much. #
• Will Tebow attribute this loss to God's will? #
• Tebow tears are great comedy. Douche. #
• @sharapovasthigh God it's impossible to explain anything I do on the computer without sounding like a loser. Beastiality especially. in reply to sharapovasthigh #
• @mgeoffriau I try to learn first names so my stories aren't "and Razzball said…" and "Sharapovasthigh was all…" in reply to mgeoffriau #
• I can't tell if one of my dogs is farting or if it's my wife. I'm sure she'd appreciate this tweet. #
• @mgeoffriau and God damn having to discuss something you saw tweeted. Can't we say like "twatted" or the like? in reply to mgeoffriau #
• I'm playing the last place team tomorrow. Must win to squeak into the playoffs. This is where I ALWAYS fail. #
• I am the reigning champ for 3 straight years. This year 2 of my first 4 picks will be on my bench tomorrow. #
• @jjcowles oh what the fuck. How'd you get this number? in reply to jjcowles #
• @jjcowles THAT'S your first tweet? Shouldn't you be off demanding a paternity test somewhere? in reply to jjcowles #
• Word is spreading. I'm pleased. RT @jjcowles: @ArmchairAss I found it on the wall in the men's room at a truck stop #
• @throwlikeagirl Elam's been released by the Falcons, so he MAY not be your best bet. in reply to throwlikeagirl #
• Is anyone else getting weird clicking on their audio on FOX? It happened last week too. #
• That was easily the wildest play I have seen all year… #Saints #Redskins #
• Wait…there's a Notre Dame WR named Golden Taint?! #
• I've said it before but Pass Interference has GOT to be a reviewable call. #
• I mean its completely open to interpretation, could be a 60 yard penalty and can leave you on the goal line and you just have to accept it? #
• @lesbeebe neither necessarily but you've got to see my point as a whole. in reply to lesbeebe #
• The Grudens practice shorts guy was pure gold! Well done. #
• Something tells me Flacco had the Packers -3. #
• @lesbeebe and if you look closely, there's holding on every play. It's too big a penalty to go unchecked. in reply to lesbeebe #

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