My wife generally has the same look on her face when I’m trying to get laid.  Of course, my moves probably aren’t much better than this guy’s attempt to manipulate her jaw while mouthing the words, “Ooo!  Me so horny!”

If you’re looking for a contestant for creepiest video of the year so far, this has got to be a contender.  The only thing that would have been creepier would be if the guy had’ve actually demonstrated the robot.

But, as far as the things that gave me the most heebie-jeebies were the cameraman’s constant need to pan down for a vag shot.  Kind of like he was being sneaky about it.  Then, there’s the representative who refuses to use anatomic terms, despite aiding in the development of a ROBOTIC SEX SLAVE!  He keeps using terms like, “Uh..so, she’s got…uh 3 inputs, per say.” and “you know…down there”.  Then he says that the sexual aspects of the robot dwarf in comparison to the companionship of it. 

Let’s see…what else…OH!  As if fucking a robot wasn’t creepy enough for you, one of her personalities is called “Young” the barely 18 personality.  So, now you don’t have to limit yourself to being a robot fucker, you can be a robot rapist!  I say it’s about time!

But, what else is creepier than that?  I can’t think of anything creepier…oh yes I can!  You can customize your “girlfriend” with a little pinch of underage unwillingness, a hint of Mature Martha’s wit, and a twist of S&M Susie…and then upload and SHARE your robot girlfriend with other creeps around the world to download into THEIR robot fuck toy.  The guy goes so far as to chuckle and compare it to wife swapping.  OK, maybe that’s not creepier than fucking an underage robot.

They say they’re developing new personalities all the time for the fuck-bot.  I wonder if they could create a sassy fat black chick attitude?  Or maybe the Terry Schaivo model for that certain niche of creep who lurks in nursing homes.  When you touch it’s breast, maybe a little drool comes out and it moans ever so slightly.  I mean, fuck it.  We’re scraping the gunk of the bottom of the barrel of skeeviness anyways, why not?

Watch this video for 9 minutes of pure slack jawed, flabbergast.  If anyone can find a video of this robot in action, post it in the comments.  I totally want to see it moving and interacting, but I’m pretty creeped out and don’t want to search any more.

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