If you’re not following me, you should be. Well, I do talk about hockey a lot but that’s neither here nor there.

Let’s discuss Chad OchoCinco for a moment. First of all, I like him. He entertains me. I don’t necessarily like him on my fantasy team, but as a human, he has value. I know most of you disagree. But I like to laugh. If you’re easily amused, you should be following him too. His tweets are just Beyond Thunderdome most of the time. Sometimes you need an interpreter in order to comprehend them.

Tuesday he publicly flipped out on ESPN’s Colin Cowherd. I loved this because listening to Cowherd is almost akin to fingernails on a chalkboard. Dude is in love with himself. Also, he doesn’t know jack shit about hockey which is bothersome to me. If you’re a sports guy, you should be well rounded or STFU, just my personal opinion. Anyway, Cowherd mentioned OchoCinco in conjunction with a statement about professional athletes going broke very soon after the end of their careers. Here are some highlights of 85′s retorts:

Colin Coward with all the negative going on with athletes how do u find a way to lump me n yo show just say I don’t like this black guy!!

I guess Colin won’t be happy till I get a DUI, arrested, well hell maybe I should get accused of rape, maybe that’ll make him STFU!!!!

@espn_colin its not my fault your girl is cheating on you, its your fault, try EXTENZE and stop worryin about me! Lmao-have a show bout that

and my personal favorite:

@espn_colin you look like an extra from the movie LORD OF THE RINGS, get your lisp fixed before you do your next show !

OchoCinco will also be Dancing With the Stars this year. I’ve only watched a couple episodes of this show because it is lame but I needed to see Emmitt Smith dance. Oh and Apolo Ohno. I might have to tune in to watch this train wreck though. Either he can dance his ass off or he has two left feet. There is no in between with him. He’s tweeting about that too:

This is so awesome, doing wardrobe today for DWTS and the outfits are hand made from scratch and whatever you wish is possible= ITS ON

I am having a mental melt down in rehearsal today, I can’t remember my freaking steps and I just had them memorized yesterday, WTF

You can’t make this shit up. Excellent way to enjoy the off season.

VN:F [1.9.11_1134]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)

Hmmm...I got nothin'...