Every week, I get the list of keywords that drives our audience to us. It’s one of my favorite emails to get, to see what off-the-wall things drive you people to the green glow of ArmAss. So, I decided to try and make a weekly log of it, or at least as often as I can bring myself to do it. Here’s this week’s Search Fails:

  • what to say to asshole owner in fantasy football league
  • “i am flipping the fuck out”
  • nice blow jobs
  • i felt something snap inside my anus area
  • girl eats my ass tube
  • story of brother eating my asshole (What the fuck???)
  • ass fuck mother tube

I guess my “They’re Eating My Ass!” story and the lack of updates has driven the creepy ass fetish niche to ArmAss (as well as the unfortunate shortening of our URL).  Well, if I can sway just ONE person looking for “story of brother eating my asshole” to avoid considering Miles Austin the 6th best WR pick, then I’ve done my job.

Player Rankings coming VERY shortly.  RotoDestroyer available at the end of June.

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