When Randy Chiseltooth opened the newspaper today, he immediately spotted Daisy. Long since missing, but hardly forgotten, Randy thought Daisy had gone on to that great pasture in the sky.
“I always thought it were the aliens took her.” Randy said, as he eased back in his recliner. ”Turnt out she been running them Raiders into the ground.”
When questioned about the JaMarcus Russell draft snafu, Randy said, “Ain’t that just like a llama?”