I’m sitting here watching some of the most boring television I could imagine on MLB Network. John Smoltz is playing golf against the five Phillies starters: Roy Halladay, Cliff Lee, Cole Hamels, Roy Oswalt, and….*fart*….Joe Blanton.
They never let him talk and the only time I saw them show him on camera is when he shanked a chip shot into the water. Every time I think of Joe Blanton, I can’t help but think of this: