About

About 5-6 years ago I sat down and decided to make myself a cheatsheet for an upcoming fantasy football draft.  Being the anal retentive nerd that I am, I realized that “Holy shit!  I’m putting WAY too much effort into this thing.  I wonder if anyone would be interested in buying it to save them some of the time I wasted.”  So, I stuck it on eBay for $5.99, just hoping to get enough to cover the cost of entry fees into my various leagues.

Well, I did…plus a little more.  The next year, the same people came back to eBay looking for me and even more people followed.  Year after year, the RotoDestroyer grew in popularity.  So, I finally decided to build a website around it.  Well, what’s a good sports website without articles?  So, I started writing articles for my site hoping people would read them and then buy the RotoDestroyer.

However, I was constantly plagued with “Ooo…  Don’t say that!  People might get offended!” and “Don’t be funny, it makes the RotoDestroyer lose credibility!”  So, for the past few years, I’ve strained myself TRYING to pump out articles that were informative, humorous, but fairly bland so as not to take away my nerdy credibility.  But, as you may know, I burn out on that shit pretty damn quick.

So, here we are reborn again.  This time, however, my philosophy is that my tools (RotoDestroyer & The ING Report) speak for themselves.  They’re awesome and I’ve put a shitload of work into them.  However, I speak for me.  So, I apologize in advance if you came here looking for fantasy help or sports news and you read the words “fuck” or “cunt”.  My tools are top notch and my advice is sound, but now I’m writing for myself.  It’s too stressful to try not to.  Our articles are now informative, humorous, and wildly flavorful!

Enjoy your stay!