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Nov 29, 2007

"The Packers Can't Win With Aaron Rogers"

I just had to get up from the couch to voice something. I just heard Chris Collinsworth state right before halftime that "the Packers can't win with Aaron Rogers". Then Bumble Gumble chimed in with, "he's never even thrown an NFL touchdown."

Are these idiots forgetting that:

1. He's played behind the current Iron Man of football for his entire career? Brett Favre who's never missed a snap in anything but pure garbage time and exhibition games?

2. Aaron Rogers, leading up to the time that he was drafted, was being tossed around with Alex Smith as the potential #1 OVERALL draft pick of the 2005 NFL Draft?

How do you KNOW the Packers can't win with him? He's had almost as much playing time as me! Fortunately, shortly after the two babbling douchebags denounced him completely, Rogers marched down the field for his first NFL touchdown. It won't be long before we hear them saying, "Former #1 draft pick contender, Aaron Rogers, a brave man who waited patiently behind future Hall of Famer Brett Favre, is someone who I always knew would be able to grab the reigns and lead this majestic team to victory in a way that would make Brett Favre proud."

I hate commentators so much.

Edit to add: With 54 seconds to go, Chris Collinsworth just said, "If Brett Favre does have to miss any extended time with this injury, it's clear that the Packers have a very legitimate shot in the playoffs with Aaron Rodgers." A 30 minute flip-flop, is that a new record?
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Nov 13, 2007

So, You Made It To The Playoffs, But Did Your Players?

In the next month or so, we're going to delve deeply into the Fantasy Football Playoffs. Christmas will be ruined for many due to the inevitable timing of this annual ritual we put ourselves through. That being said, and being a world-class Christmas junkie myself, I don't want to see you guys suffer through a distraught Christmas time because your fantasy team crapped the bed. I've spent the past day making you all an early Christmas gift (download it here).

Let's go over some of the stuff contained within. For starters, let's have a little visual aide:



Okay, there it is. The final data all crunched up in a nice, easy to read grid.

Most people know that fantasy football playoff time is a tough time of year. Mostly this is because when fantasy player's lives are on the line, REAL football players are mostly going through the motions, either because they are so far out of playoff contention that they don't care or because they are so far into the playoffs that it doesn't make sense for them to play and get injured during what amounts to garbage time to them. Thus is fantasy life, their garbage time is the time that we've struggled and pushed to be a part of.

So, how do we, as fantasy football players, deal with this situation? Well, there's many lines of thought on this topic. Go with what got you there on the off chance that Peyton Manning plays more than a half before Sorgi comes in and vultures your points. Benching L.T. from the start in favor of the likes of Jerious Norwood with the Falcons in garbage time wanting to play with their new toy.

But, which is the RIGHT answer? Well, I don't know the definitive RIGHT answer, but I've got the stats to help you FEEL like you've made the right decision and hopefully push you through to victory.

First things first, I just want to point out that the leagues that I run always, ALWAYS have their Super Bowl on Week 16. Why? Well, look at the production dips in Week 17. The good players score around 40% less than a normal week. That's awful. Why take the players who got you to the Super Bowl out of the equation for one extra week of regular season? It doesn't make sense, and if your league has it's Super Bowl on Week 17, tell your commissioner, write your congressman, whatever, get that crap pushed forward a week next season.

Okay, actually this should've been first, but whatever. Let me tell you how I got the figures on this spreadsheet and what they mean. What I did was, before I started compiling players, I went through the regular season standings over the past 5 years (2002-2006) and pulled 2 teams from the AFC and 2 from the NFC who most clearly made the playoffs, meaning their record was so good they knew they were in for a while. Then, I took the two wild card teams from each conference. These guys had to fight their asses off to get into the playoffs, it should show in their fantasy points, I thought. For the last group, I took the 2 teams from each conference with the worst record. These guys had been out of it for a while and were really only playing for fun or to be spoilers, I wonder how they stack up.

After I compiled the teams, I took the starting QB, the two starting WRs, and the starting RB and compiled their fantasy points over the last four weeks of the season over the course of the past 5 years. This should give us a pretty good idea how how the time of year affects the various levels of success in the NFL for us, the fantasy football fools.

Now, we'll just go over this spreadsheet briefly, because it really speaks for itself once you know what the numbers are all about, but knowing me, I can't be held silent just because something speaks for itself. For me, Week 14 means the first week of playoffs (which usually mean my Bye week, if you know what I'm sayin'!) This is a good week, probably even the week that would be best suited for the Super Bowl if you could survive on a 11 or 12 week regular season (I couldn't, so I don't.) Playoff positions are still pretty much in the air for the real NFL teams, so they're still giving it everything they've got. That shows down the line on the grid. Players are showing some exhaustion in their numbers, but they're still pretty much even with their averages.

During weeks 15, 16, and 17, we see a pretty steep slope ahead. Numbers start dropping off as playoff spots fill up and players start getting images of palm trees and sleeping late in their heads.

So, what does this mean for us? That means, you teams who have ridden the Patriots to first place and feel like the championship is in your hands already. Brady is due for an average 22.6% drop off in weekly scoring in Week 16. So, if he's scoring an average of 34.1 per game now, during week 16, he'll be down to 26.4 (Still pretty damn good, but you get my drift), by week 17, he'll be down 46.4% to 18.3 fantasy points. That's if he's even playing, and the Patriots really should have no reason to let him.

I'm obviously not saying you need to bench Tom Brady during your playoffs, because even my projected 18.3 in week 17 is pretty damn respectable. What I'm saying is that you need a Plan B available. I know you haven't had a back up for Tom Brady all season except for last week. Why would you need one? Well, you might want to think about getting back ups for your Real Playoff Bound players. Here's some teams to look at for help in the fantasy playoffs. These are all teams who stand a good chance of being wild card contenders around the time of the fantasy playoffs: Cleveland Browns, Tennessee Titans, Jacksonville Jaguars, San Diego Chargers, New York Giants, Detroit Lions, New Orleans Saints, Arizona Cardinals.

Obviously those are due to change, but, like your Christmas shopping, it's never too early to beat the rush if you have a little space in your attic to store things away. Go ahead and make some moves now and when there's a fist fight in the isle over the last Nintendo Wii, you'll grin and walk on by knowing you squirrelled yours away last month.
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Nov 8, 2007

Overachievers vs. Underachievers: Week 10

Man, how about Adrian Peterson this season? What about Derek Anderson? Two players who have made countless people say LaDanian who? Peyton who? Okay, so it's not THAT bad, but it's funny seeing these names ahead of the standard fare. Every year I've said, "Man, this is one crazy year for football." Now I find myself saying that every week. At what point do we finally just accept that predicting football is difficult? Maybe we shouldn't because that thought makes my 64% accuracy rating all the more impressive. Did you like how I worked that in there? Let's move along, shall we?

Better Than Usual: QBs

J.P. Losman - BUF @ MIA - So, Tom Terrific is on a bye this week? Well, this is your stop gap. He looked great last week, and Miami has just as bad of a defense as Cincinnati. Their pass defense is better in Miami, but they're still pretty sad.

Marc Bulger - STL @ NO - Surely he can pull something out of his ass against the 27th ranked pass defense, right? Steven Jackson will be back, Torry Holt and Isaac Bruce are healthy. I mean, come on! I apologize for calling you Shirley...

Not So Much: QBs

Derek Anderson - CLE @ PIT - Wonderboy...what is the secret of your power? Wonderboy...won't you take me far away from the mucky muck? Not this week. Pittsburgh's mind bullets are much too strong.

Tony Romo - DAL @ NYG - This is a little bit of a brazen call, but I'm feelin' nasty today. I'm gonna put it on the line that Romo gets less than 17 fantasy points against the #9 pass defense in the land.

Better Then Usual: RBs

Willie Parker - PIT vs. CLE - I don't know about you, but I see Big Willie Styles doubling his season rushing TD totals (2) this week as Pittsburgh has it's way with the worst defense since getting under your school desk during a tornado.

Maurice Morris - SEA vs. SF - They haven't actually said it, but I've got a feeling Shaun Alexander's gonna be seeing more pine than leather this week. With a broken left wrist, a twisted left knee, and a sprained left ankle, Alexander's going to be hobbling the sidelines like a stroke victim. Morris should be able to handle San Fran's 24th ranked rush defense with ease.

Not So Much: RBs

LenDale White - TEN vs. JAC - Seems a little flukey, huh? Just a little? Guy the same size as me, running around warranting trades for legitimate players? Seems flukey to me. Last time he played Jacksonville in Week 1, he was worth 4 points. Temper your expectations.

Edgerrin James - ARI vs. DET - Man, what's teh deal with Edge now? He hasn't broken 100 yards since Week 2, he's only averaging 3.8 yards per carry. Now, the enigmatic Detroit Lions, statistically the 23rd worst defense in the league, but in fantasy scoring THE NUMBER ONE defense available. have come to town. I think his < 100 yard streak will continue in Week 10.

Better Than Usual: WRs

Hines Ward - PIT vs. CLE - I promise I will try and shy away from this game shortly. But, with all the attention on Santonio Holmes last week from Big Ben. Cleveland will be forced to shift their scant pass defense in his direction, leaving Ward open for plenty of scoring.

Calvin Johnson - DET @ ARI - The big man has been so quiet over the past few weeks with injuries and then being babied because of said injuries that defenses have written him off. Well, Martz says that Calvin Johnson's back at 100% and will be used as such this weekend. Watch out Arizona...

Not So Much: WRs

Steve Smith - CAR vs. ATL - Remember that time back a few weeks ago when Steve Smith was on this same list playing the same Falcons and I said he's gonna do badly because DeAngelo Hall is going to shut him down, and then he did to the tune of 1 point? More of the same here, folks...

Brandon Marshall - DEN @ KC - Considering Jay Cutler is a big time question mark with a recently diagnosed not broken leg (if it hurt so bad as to think it was broken for a couple of days...that sounds painful.) and that Patrick Ramsay is the backup in Denver and that Kansas City actually has a reasonably good pass defense, you might oughtta look elsewhere if you can.
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Nov 2, 2007

Overachievers vs. Underachievers: Week 9

Well, here we are. The midway point of the football season. It's been quite a season, thus far. But, what have we learned? Well, the 2007 Patriots vs. Colts game will apparently surpass Boxing Day on the list of important days. Nine out of ten ESPN commentators would not scream rape if Brett Favre rubbed against them inappropriately in a subway car. But, most importantly, we've learned that fantasy football is an ever changing beast that's about as predictable as a man in a trenchcoat, holding a dead cat and a handgun inside an Arbys.

I did well, however, this past week, going 9 for 12. That raised my overall average to 65%, and most importantly none of my picks were severely injured for the first time in a month! Now, let's rock the house some more...

Better Than Usual: QBs

Jason Campbell - WAS @ NYJ - Campbell's on the up and up lately. The last awful defense he played (Detroit) gifted him with around 18 points. Well, guess what, the Jets are pretty damn bad, too. I bet he can surpass 17 points this week, too.

Joey Harrington - ATL vs. SF - I'm done effin' around! I'm going for the crazy talk! Harrington has not been as bad as people make him out to be. His biggest problem is that while he runs up and down the field, he can't seem to find the endzone. Well, the 49ers allow around 24 points per game. Surely, a few of those points should be passing TDs, right?

Not So Much: QBs

Peyton Manning - IND vs. NE - I told you I was through effin' around! Yes, this is going to be the most important game we'll see this regular season. But, it's still going to be the Patriots' game and they also still own the second best defense in the league. Less than 17 points doesn't seem like a stretch to me.

Donovan McNabb - PHI vs. DAL - Dallas has got a nasty little defense that hasn't gotten all the credit it deserves. McNabb is so wishy-washy this season, that I wouldn't put my full faith in him against anyone better than the Browns.

Better Than Usual: RBs

Kevin Jones - DET vs. DEN - Denver is an enigma with the 6th best pass defense, yet the absolute worst rush defense. Kitna's been just awful lately, so certainly Jones should get a bunch of carries here, at least enough to match 10 points or better.

Rudi Johnson - CIN @ BUF - He's back, ladies and gentlemen! Well, sort of...he was back 3 weeks ago, too. That worked out to 8 yards total. They say he's fully healthy again, and Buffalo has the 24th ranked rush defense. You pretty much have to play him this week unless you have two really great other running backs.

Not So Much: RBs

Joseph Addai - IND vs. NE - The Colts are going to have to rely on the pass this week against the juggernaut Patriots. Add that to the fact that Dungy's been toying with the RB by Committee trick with Kenton Keith and that formula adds up to stinky cheese.

Willis McGahee - BAL @ PIT - Pittsburgh has the overall toughest defense in the league. Baltimore's offense is a lame duck. It's just not even fair.

Better Than Usual: WRs

Chris Chambers - SD @ MIN - Second week in a row for Chambers on this list. He fit in perfectly with the Chargers and looked like the Chris Chambers we thought we knew 3 years ago. Against the worst pass defense in the league, he should do it again.

Lee Evans - BUF vs. CIN - I know this is a great matchup and all, but I can just feel it in my bones that this is gonna be one of Lee Evans' notorious 30 point games this week. Weak pass defense, his buddy Losman is back under center, home game against a reasonably good offense that should force Buffalo to pass often... If you've got him, start him this week for sure.

Not So Much: WRs

Roy Williams - DET vs. DEN - John Kitna + Champ Bailey = Bad day for Roy Williams.

Kevin Curtis - PHI vs. DAL - He's been Donovan's go to guy all season long. The Cowboys should eat that up all day long as the Eagles try all day long to catch up to the Boys. Add to that, Reggie Brown's resurgence lately.
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