I’m like everyone else.  I love a good hype story.  I get excited, I grin like a retard with a milkshake when El Hypo comes to do what he does.  But, just like that retard, I get bored of it all so easily, and I’ll turn coat on you with my retard strength.  Jason Heyward, [...]

Have you ever wondered what it would look like if Joe Flacco made sweet passionate love with Sam the Eagle from Sesame Street and then Flacco’s mongoloid sperm gestated in Sam’s Muppet uterus? Oh man, I have… + = And now you know.

“And you know, Kristi, something happened a long time ago in New York, and people might not want to talk about it. “They were under the heel of the NFL Draft, uh, you know A.J. Smith (Chargers’ GM) and whatever, and they got together and swore a pact to the Devil. “They said, ‘We will [...]

Throwing blatant disregard to the buffet line, the Kansas City Chiefs have hired Romeo Crennel as defensive coordinator.  Contractors have been hired to add a support structure beneath the Arrowhead Stadium sidelines to prevent a collapse of the Earth beneath Crennel and Weis thereby creating a black hole in Kansas City.  They have been asked [...]

Colts put backup QB Sorgi on injured reserve INDIANAPOLIS (AP)—The Indianapolis Colts have put longtime backup quarterback Jim Sorgi on injured reserve, leaving rookie Curtis Painter as the only backup to three-time MVP Peyton Manning. Sorgi had been the third quarterback for the past four games after hurting his right throwing shoulder in practice. Ummm…does [...]

Let’s not let it sit there and get all dusty, OK?