There’s more than a few constants in life that I just can’t comprehend:  American Idol will be the most popular television show again next year.  Kids will feel like they’ve accomplished something by getting good at Guitar Hero.  (ed. note: Danger!  Perilously close to Andy Rooney territory!  Retreat!)  Somebody in your league is gonna draft [...]

They run, they catch, sometimes they even pass.  They never take plays off on the field.  They pretty much get points for you any time they’re on the field.  In the galaxy of fantasy football positions, the running back would be the sun that all other positions revolve around…  Except, wait…no then there’d be two [...]

Just a moment ago I stumbled across something very interesting.  Is it science?  Is it coincidence?  Is it bacon? Who knows…  But, it’s definitely something to think about. I like to lovingly call this “thing” The Larry Johnson Line.  As you may know, I accumulate stats to make fantasy football tools.  As I was perusing [...]

The RotoDestroyer is on sale, rankings are all over the place, it’s beginning to smell like toner and wasted office time! Is there anything better? It’s just like Christmas time. But, like Christmas, even though you’ve got visions of Xbox 360s and iPhones dancing in your head, you’re gonna open some socks at some point. [...]