Like Yogi Bear emerging from the darkest caverns of Jellystone Park, Armchair Association creeps out of the shadows groggy, stiff, and downright hungry. The NFL Draft is next week, free agency is running wild, fantasy football will be bearing down on us before we know it. I understand at this point, I’m likely talking to [...]

Over the weekend, Matt Cassel, former clipboard holder for Carson Palmer, Matt Leinart, and Tom Brady, was traded to the Kansas City Chiefs. From the sounds of it, you would have though that Tom Brady had dumped Gisele Bundchen for Tub Girl (if you don’t know, I wouldn’t recommend Googling that one). The trade in [...]

The Associated Press held it’s annual voting for NFL’s Most Offensive Player of the Year award today. Seventy-six journalists cast their ballots and determined Dick “Darkie” Rapecock the winner. Rapecock had a quiet season on the grid iron, but by Sunday evening, Rapecock could be found attending local Neo-Nazi gatherings or sneaking into the NFL’s [...]

PRESENTED BY DRAFTMIX.COM – FANTASY SPORTS FOR MONEY Round one in the books The Sports Muffin took the gold. More results coming. See, did I tell you? Damn! That’s wasted space! I’ll try again here. The Hungry Actor Took home the silver medal, The second best hack. Pyle of List won bronze. With 400% more [...]

Once regarded as THE difference makers in fantasy football, the running back has seen it’s value drop off in the past years. They’re still the most important aspect of your fantasy football team, but they’re no longer the oxygen to the human body-they’re now more like…food. You can survive for a while without them, but [...]

This has nothing to do with sports in anyway, but I was inspired by The Sports Muffin’s Marathon Day post. I detail this college flashback in hopes that it inspires my still young readership to take part in something like this. It’s natural and it’s imperative to achieve spiritual enlightenment. I heard the Dalai Lama [...]