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Well, hello ‘dere cheer-dren!  So we’ve been off the grid for a few months…  And for that, I wholeheartedly apologize to all 6 of you.  The problem with having a job is how they have the audacity to expect you to work. Anyways, I’m gonna bring the funny later on.  What you’re reading this for [...]

Every week, I get the list of keywords that drives our audience to us. It’s one of my favorite emails to get, to see what off-the-wall things drive you people to the green glow of ArmAss. So, I decided to try and make a weekly log of it, or at least as often as I [...]

I just wanted to mention, I used to work with Wade McGilberry. He was as unremarkable as you might imagine… http://bit.ly/aofoWf #

Ex-NFL star Lawrence Taylor arrested in NY Yes, yes…  I’m getting bored of writing NFL rape articles, too.  I’m trying to work on the 2010 Rotodestroyer, dammit!  So, instead of writing, I just made some pretty pictures…  Talk to you soon with real football insight!

By now you’ve heard about the Miami Dolphin’s GM, Jeff Ireland, asking Dez Bryant if his mother is or was ever a prostitute.  This was only a singular instance in a barrage of unflattering, stupid, and insulting questions players had to field.  We’ve gotten our hands on the fake transcripts from these interviews and present  [...]