What a time to start installing VOIP around the office and then go on vacation in the middle of nowhere. I have missed the chance to pertinently comment on what seems like every interesting thing that has ever happened in the NFL. It all has to coincide with the times that I’m busy as shit?  [...]

Hey!  I’m finally kind of getting the hang of how a normal blog works.  It only took me a few years.  Link dumps as opposed to silently giggling about other people’s stuff!  Brilliant! Roger Goodell is bringing the hammer down on tweeting at games, Sharapova’s Thigh has an AWESOME look at what we’re gonna be [...]

Wow. It started off so elementary playground-ish. Brett Favre kicked back, feet propped on the table (What would his mother think!?) live in our living rooms, he gave the same ambiguous answers we’ve heard for months. Then he said, “shit”. OH SHIT! BRETT FAVRE JUST SAID SHIT! I admit, I did enjoy hearing it. I [...]

Elvis won’t leave the goddamned building. Here we go again, another coy cat and mouse game between Brett Favre and the NFL viewing audience. Will he grace us with his presence for one more glorious season? Will he shuffle off in his Wranglers to his farm where he can rustle cattle and toss the pigskin [...]