By now you’ve heard about the Miami Dolphin’s GM, Jeff Ireland, asking Dez Bryant if his mother is or was ever a prostitute.  This was only a singular instance in a barrage of unflattering, stupid, and insulting questions players had to field.  We’ve gotten our hands on the fake transcripts from these interviews and present  [...]

Here we are again, except now it’s Thursday night.  I hope I’m not alone in finding a prime time draft a terrible idea.  They think they’re making it where more people can watch it.  Well, what they did for me was to make sure I DVRed it so that my kids could watch the new [...]

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In Hollywood, they love a good remake.  Be it a sequel, or a big screen remake of a television show, or just a recreation of a movie that’s already been made.  Sometimes using your brain is just too much to ask.  Man, don’t I know…  With that being said, I give you an article I [...]

Shonn Green – #56 overall.  Jason Witten – #16 overall (with Reggie Wayne at #17).  Kevin Smith – #102 overall. Ladies and gentlemen, I beseech you…  I have seen some crap out there.  Things that well intended people are saying that will ruin your brain!  Last I heard, Shonn Greene was #3 on the RB [...]

Hi, everybody! Here we are about an hour out of the 74th annual NFL Draft. This is also the 4th annual ArmAss! Drinking & Drafting live blog. Immediately upon turning on NFL Network a moment ago I was greeted by Neon Deion Sanders’ smiling face as he strolled past NFL.com’s very much alive, but very [...]