I just saw a commercial for Moxie Girls where the skateboard turns into an ironing board! Hilarious! # The tag line said “with accessories that grow as you grow!”. That doll must have been the Beat Down Betty model. #

I just pulled up next to a lowrider with hydrolics! How did I wind up in 1995 again?! Doc Brown I need help! # I wonder if I’ve been kicked off of YBN’s advertising yet again or if @Yardbarker is really selling ad space to Alabama Republicans? # I love how Holiday Inns have the [...]

@SacksJacked – I always say “If baseball is too boring, you’re too stupid.” I make a lot of friends that way. in reply to SacksJacked # Then I believe you owe me some back royalties. RT @sporer: @SacksJacked @armchairass lol I use that one too. # Dammit! RT @sporer: @ArmchairAss Lol depends when you started. [...]

Now this Senior Bowl is heating up. I’m sitting directly behind the North endzone wearing my @yardbarker hat. # Well technically since it’s halftime now I’m on the South’s endzone. # View from my seats. http://twitpic.com/10kssl # Boo to the flag on the Arenas run back! http://twitpic.com/10kuc5 # Tebows back in. The crowd goes wild. [...]

@jennyquarx http://bit.ly/8Lzcha THAT’S GOLD, JENNY, GOLD! # @sportspickle While possibly the funniest your blackness is closer to Dirk Nowizki. in reply to sportspickle # @sportspickle I thought you were actually a warehouse of underpaid Slovakian children. My bad. Asa la malaka. in reply to sportspickle # @JimmyTraina phenominal last show. The end will get you [...]

I’m about to apply for media access to the Senior Bowl for @yardbarker. We’ll see what happens… # I was singing “Lay-tee I know you” this morning. You know that makes us gay, right? @mgeoffriau Yeah, I’ve got it stuck in my brain as well. # Supporting Leno = Wearing “skinny jeans”@ChetRazzball Same here RT [...]