The RotoDestroyer is on sale, rankings are all over the place, it’s beginning to smell like toner and wasted office time! Is there anything better? It’s just like Christmas time. But, like Christmas, even though you’ve got visions of Xbox 360s and iPhones dancing in your head, you’re gonna open some socks at some point. [...]

Three weeks ago the Redskins tried to trade for Jay Cutler.  They didn’t get him, so they called a “clear-the-air” meeting.  “You’re our man, J-Camp!  We were just fucking around.  You know how D-Snide likes to push buttons!  *tossles Campbell’s hair*  Who could be better than you?  Now get outta here, you little scamp!  We’ll [...]