Baseball Prospectus contributor and InjuryExpert tweeter, Will Carroll, tweeted a blurb stating: Ped suspension incoming. The internet became instantly awash with speculation as to who this nameless “semi-big” player could be.  Slowly, more information came trickling out. UPDATE:  I have learned that the PED suspension is NOT a New York player. OK, 28 more teams [...]

Well, I don’t know about you, but I didn’t think that Prince’s flaming bag of doodie known as Purple & Gold could be trumped.  But, then today…it was. Scott Stapp’s Marlin flavored Pop-Rock “Marlins Will Soar” was written to “pump up” the Marlin faithful.  My first reaction was, “How can a Marlin soar?”  Does he [...]

That’s really all I needed to say on that subject.  Well, except the Cubs game yesterday made me weep.  That McLouth non-catch was synonymous with Cubs baseball.  So, on that note, here’s to happier times with George Brett’s #1 hit from Spring Training 2009, “I Shit My Pants Last Night”!

I’m like everyone else.  I love a good hype story.  I get excited, I grin like a retard with a milkshake when El Hypo comes to do what he does.  But, just like that retard, I get bored of it all so easily, and I’ll turn coat on you with my retard strength.  Jason Heyward, [...]

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