I'm pretty sure Warren Sapp just said on NFL Network that Suh was "rapin' 'em" last year. Some uncomfortable laughter followed. # @jennyquarx you heard it too?! I was farting around on my phone not paying that close of attention. #

I just wanted to mention, I used to work with Wade McGilberry. He was as unremarkable as you might imagine… http://bit.ly/aofoWf #

Ex-NFL star Lawrence Taylor arrested in NY Yes, yes…  I’m getting bored of writing NFL rape articles, too.  I’m trying to work on the 2010 Rotodestroyer, dammit!  So, instead of writing, I just made some pretty pictures…  Talk to you soon with real football insight!

By now you’ve heard about the Miami Dolphin’s GM, Jeff Ireland, asking Dez Bryant if his mother is or was ever a prostitute.  This was only a singular instance in a barrage of unflattering, stupid, and insulting questions players had to field.  We’ve gotten our hands on the fake transcripts from these interviews and present  [...]

Here we are again, except now it’s Thursday night.  I hope I’m not alone in finding a prime time draft a terrible idea.  They think they’re making it where more people can watch it.  Well, what they did for me was to make sure I DVRed it so that my kids could watch the new [...]

So long, Peter Steele, and thanks for all the Bloody Kisses! Me circa 1996 would be devastated right now…not as much in 2010. #